Why Woman and Man

IT'S FUNNY!
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Funny .....but TRUE
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Woman has Man in it;
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Female has Male in it;
She has He in it;
. j" x( c; L7 P& e% w( _% o9 ?Madam has Adam in it;
No wonder men always want to be inside women!
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Men were born between the legs of a woman,
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yet men spend all their life and time trying
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BECAUSE THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE HOME
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/ w8 X/ }  L0 j6 R! GOkay, Okay, it all makes sense now...
I never looked at it this way before:
9 {! F) c, _9 j1 ?! b' w/ yMENtal illness
MENstrual cramps
MENtal breakdown
MENopause
GUY necologist
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When we have REAL trouble, it ' s a
HISterectomy.
9 ^/ Y( P* s: n! y+ dEver notice how all of women ' s problems start with MEN?

Actually, the phenomena that women's problems start with MEN only happened in English.
In Chinese, men's problems always start with GIRL (女).
For example:
4 c( T( T% ]8 T! k, o' ?. I+ U- ]A slaved man is called as a "奴才"
A man with cunning behavior is called "奸詐"
A man with mental problem is called "妄想"
; G+ v8 z4 r  f4 n1 `) dA man envies other person is called "嫉妒"
A man hinder others' business is called "妨礙"
2 t1 r; O( t/ u0 c; EA man with ugly appearance and weird act and will be treated as a "妖怪"
& l. }# R. ^; J0 {1 d' [A man with erect problem is called as a "痿人"
% g* F0 t1 c. {4 B6 KA man having sex with other's wife is a "姦夫"
9 o; C! L& c; |+ H; V4 Y& RA greedy man who always wants more is called "婪索無度"
( h. u; l9 M. K. O. ~7 L  ?Need more proof? No problem!
A suspect is a "嫌犯", a detestful man makes you "嫌惡", and if you hate someone, there is some "嫌隙" between you two...
; G: x1 R2 I4 \And can you find a common negative term start with the Chinese word of man "男" or "子"?
% Y! ?# U* X& |Sorry, I had tried but failed!
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So, thanks for sharing your thought.
4 o; E$ a+ N2 Y8 xBut please don't put the blame on men if you have women's problem, especially when you do read Chinese!
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