Uncle Paul and Mommy

'Hello?'

'Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?'

'No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.'

After a brief pause, Daddy says, 'But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul.'

'Oh yes I do and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, Right now.'

Brief Pause.

'Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway.'

'Okay, Daddy, Just a minute.'

A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone.

'I did it, Daddy.'

'And what happened, honey?' He asked. 'Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser And now she isn't moving at all!'

'Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?'

'He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too.

He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool.

But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week to
clean it. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead.'

Long Pause..........

Longer Pause................

Even Longer Pause.........................

The Daddy says, 'Swimming pool?............. Is this 486-5731?'

'No, I think you have the wrong number.......'

god damn good story

我有點笑不出來的說
只是 有很無言的感覺.........

然後 覺得 那個小孩很離譜 自己爸爸的聲音任不出來
爸爸也很扯 自己小孩的聲音 也聽不出來~

博君一笑
別太認真啦

my neighbor in our classroom：
read → laughed → jerked → not moving at all