【分享】英文冷笑話

今天去麵包店買麵包
聽見店員在用英文...用英文......  講冷笑話ㄝ!!!!!!

故意繞了好幾圈 就是為了聽到答案
才知道原來冷笑話不分中英文 都是很冷的
跟大家分享一下

What kind of fish come out at night?
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Answer: STARFISH
(因為星星晚上才出來 )

Here's one:

What do you call a smart blond?
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A golden retriever :D (it's cold AND MEAN)

Originally posted by jcw007 at 2005-5-9 11:28 AM:
Here's one:

What do you call a smart blond?
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A golden retriever :D (it's cold AND MEAN)

This is the funnest blonde joke ever!

It is, quite negative image for blond though ^^

I have the most boring one.
One of my classmates told me this, he said a friend of his emailed him a list of boring sentences, and he mentioned some. The one remained in my mind is:

"Don't run in front of a car, you'll be tyred"
"Don't run behind a car either, you know why.......... you'll be tired"

好無聊的押韻對句 ^^

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