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Daddy? How did I come into this world? PC version

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神龜博士 發表於 2008-3-6 14:17:33 | 顯示全部樓層 |閱讀模式
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"Daddy? How did I come into this world?"
"Well, my child, some day I'll have to tell you any way.
"So why not today? Please!"
"OK, but listen carefully."
"Mom and Dad met each other in a cyber cafe.
In the restrooms of that cyber cafe, dad connected to mom.
Mom at that time made some downloads from dad's memory stick.
When dad finished uploading we discovered we used no firewall.
Since it was too late to cancel or delete,
...nine months later we ended up with a virus."
elainelu 發表於 2008-4-6 00:21:13 | 顯示全部樓層
好可憐的小孩喔
居然被爸爸認為是 病毒!!!

不過 挺好笑的!!!
ninja 發表於 2008-4-9 09:39:58 | 顯示全部樓層
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