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Never Lie To A Woman...!!!

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神龜博士 發表於 2008-6-22 08:27:35 | 顯示全部樓層 |閱讀模式
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Never Lie to a Woman

A man called home to his wife and said, "HoneyI have been asked to go
fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends
We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough
Clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From
the office & I will swing by the house to pick my things up"
"Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pyjamas."
The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
exactly what her husband asked.

The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good
The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
He said, "Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish.
But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pyjamas like I asked you to?"

You'll love the answer...

The wife replied,
"I did. They're in your fishing box..."

Never Lie To A Woman...!!!
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