Why Woman and Man

IT'S FUNNY!
               
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4 m  Q8 n/ `! i5 j; NFunny .....but TRUE
Believe it or not.
  \& `3 D4 Z! WWoman has Man in it;
2 A# \2 V5 }0 t* s# tMrs. has Mr . in it;
Female has Male in it;
4 C# \' p( @: s/ i$ h) }, CShe has He in it;
, a8 K2 [& ?  Z. tMadam has Adam in it;
No wonder men always want to be inside women!
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Men were born between the legs of a woman,
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& B7 F/ k+ h  K" k) \- _! tyet men spend all their life and time trying

to go back between the legs of a woman...., Why?

, H3 N% `+ r5 @* F2 Y# ~3 ]BECAUSE THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE HOME
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Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now...
4 ?9 A; w* Y$ e3 U8 f; rI never looked at it this way before:
MENtal illness
" N; B6 m# k5 n0 x+ `. x0 dMENstrual cramps
MENtal breakdown
MENopause
GUY necologist
AND ..
When we have REAL trouble, it ' s a
HISterectomy.
Ever notice how all of women ' s problems start with MEN?

Actually, the phenomena that women's problems start with MEN only happened in English.
  S( X# _9 n( l% y; L( OIn Chinese, men's problems always start with GIRL (女).
$ ^" Q+ m% H5 k7 a3 v8 f5 O7 x3 TFor example:
A slaved man is called as a "奴才"
A man with cunning behavior is called "奸詐"
! P& w- @7 m# V+ QA man with mental problem is called "妄想"
* t7 n+ `( {" O$ M3 D0 K6 J" GA man envies other person is called "嫉妒"
+ p6 Z  s# h6 P( q; J7 F& T. ~# fA man hinder others' business is called "妨礙"
A man with ugly appearance and weird act and will be treated as a "妖怪"
8 @3 d# ?% [9 HA man with erect problem is called as a "痿人"
A man having sex with other's wife is a "姦夫"
9 P) k" W. }; a) |; FA greedy man who always wants more is called "婪索無度"
Need more proof? No problem!
' ]" a8 T( K3 v  {A suspect is a "嫌犯", a detestful man makes you "嫌惡", and if you hate someone, there is some "嫌隙" between you two...
And can you find a common negative term start with the Chinese word of man "男" or "子"?
9 ^- r5 a# S8 m0 h0 v- eSorry, I had tried but failed!

7 _* G3 e: w! NSo, thanks for sharing your thought.
But please don't put the blame on men if you have women's problem, especially when you do read Chinese!

: `0 ~( O& N. S+ U: Y! x' p- P/ A[ 本帖最後由 向陽谷居士 於 2008-5-22 09:13 AM 編輯 ]