Why Woman and Man

IT'S FUNNY!
               

Funny .....but TRUE
4 p2 i1 s' i) Y. {5 c  V* \! P0 EBelieve it or not.
Woman has Man in it;
+ R& ^( k1 p3 N, ?Mrs. has Mr . in it;
9 R# ]9 R- i2 l6 }+ U- oFemale has Male in it;
She has He in it;
Madam has Adam in it;
No wonder men always want to be inside women!
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Men were born between the legs of a woman,
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6 T3 V# C% z; Q' o) Y# qyet men spend all their life and time trying
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to go back between the legs of a woman...., Why?
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BECAUSE THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE HOME
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( W3 o0 }  Y7 E8 P' i- }- ?+ c& U& i5 wOkay, Okay, it all makes sense now...
7 v  j; q7 ^( ?/ [I never looked at it this way before:
4 ~( T  ?0 ?8 _4 D9 S5 x4 n* g% vMENtal illness
MENstrual cramps
MENtal breakdown
6 N. Z6 W8 g+ z: g- f' pMENopause
7 w: L( B8 ?4 h0 _/ Z+ WGUY necologist
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( }2 n7 l7 v! s4 g! xWhen we have REAL trouble, it ' s a
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* W8 [; Z6 N0 r8 p+ k6 vEver notice how all of women ' s problems start with MEN?

Actually, the phenomena that women's problems start with MEN only happened in English.
; b; M, f% W) ~In Chinese, men's problems always start with GIRL (女).
, p  e& b2 o/ q( e9 ?* P+ VFor example:
# o9 b( [8 I, A0 E! SA slaved man is called as a "奴才"
3 T* U- B6 O/ b* \' D" FA man with cunning behavior is called "奸詐"
A man with mental problem is called "妄想"
- ]% d$ `9 v3 G, J- ~A man envies other person is called "嫉妒"
A man hinder others' business is called "妨礙"
% v# t* ]; X% E& E6 JA man with ugly appearance and weird act and will be treated as a "妖怪"
/ T) X" ?% m5 _+ X1 MA man with erect problem is called as a "痿人"
( I9 F8 U* o5 g4 B: kA man having sex with other's wife is a "姦夫"
5 K; ^: F# @3 L0 O/ cA greedy man who always wants more is called "婪索無度"
: C. ?8 B8 ?  W: p7 ~Need more proof? No problem!
A suspect is a "嫌犯", a detestful man makes you "嫌惡", and if you hate someone, there is some "嫌隙" between you two...
And can you find a common negative term start with the Chinese word of man "男" or "子"?
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So, thanks for sharing your thought.
But please don't put the blame on men if you have women's problem, especially when you do read Chinese!
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[ 本帖最後由 向陽谷居士 於 2008-5-22 09:13 AM 編輯 ]