Why Woman and Man

IT'S FUNNY!
               
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6 [- `2 d+ \- u2 b) o& rFunny .....but TRUE
Believe it or not.
Woman has Man in it;
Mrs. has Mr . in it;
Female has Male in it;
She has He in it;
! `# M; F; H& u5 b* DMadam has Adam in it;
4 P7 q, X+ y" e' l- w) `# J1 WNo wonder men always want to be inside women!

4 |- |( p& M8 Q/ lMen were born between the legs of a woman,

  Y$ E+ ~6 O; Ryet men spend all their life and time trying
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to go back between the legs of a woman...., Why?
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0 d9 t; J/ T: f  i- j  K9 C* r+ c* DBECAUSE THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE HOME

) N7 @+ y3 [* yOkay, Okay, it all makes sense now...
3 N4 z! Q1 _/ j9 T3 B' s7 CI never looked at it this way before:
$ f( t1 N& R1 R9 PMENtal illness
$ P; c5 [8 n: D  U9 l9 nMENstrual cramps
MENtal breakdown
MENopause
1 c$ [' c! P2 h: e8 }, tGUY necologist
1 g& T) z  N0 }+ R7 pAND ..
1 W# R+ W  G3 {8 s# P+ s& FWhen we have REAL trouble, it ' s a
HISterectomy.
+ H1 \& C$ m0 y& t( \( J  ]Ever notice how all of women ' s problems start with MEN?

Actually, the phenomena that women's problems start with MEN only happened in English.
In Chinese, men's problems always start with GIRL (女).
$ c6 t5 q# u- @) E3 f/ u6 g, Y% uFor example:
+ B) ^3 n9 l: m, cA slaved man is called as a "奴才"
A man with cunning behavior is called "奸詐"
A man with mental problem is called "妄想"
, I8 y/ k! k* _9 A; g; B) RA man envies other person is called "嫉妒"
. M+ @4 m& L6 ?A man hinder others' business is called "妨礙"
! f% K- ~9 i0 k" P. EA man with ugly appearance and weird act and will be treated as a "妖怪"
' q7 ~- T3 D4 _7 ZA man with erect problem is called as a "痿人"
0 G8 q$ |  f- ?3 k! JA man having sex with other's wife is a "姦夫"
A greedy man who always wants more is called "婪索無度"
Need more proof? No problem!
) ]9 A4 Y: y4 _2 A; B, H4 WA suspect is a "嫌犯", a detestful man makes you "嫌惡", and if you hate someone, there is some "嫌隙" between you two...
9 v' N4 g0 n9 J2 VAnd can you find a common negative term start with the Chinese word of man "男" or "子"?
. v7 W/ t) y/ e) Z2 nSorry, I had tried but failed!
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) c9 x- [8 t: S4 ISo, thanks for sharing your thought.
; a% J: X' a' OBut please don't put the blame on men if you have women's problem, especially when you do read Chinese!
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