Why Woman and Man

IT'S FUNNY!
               

8 q" \9 P6 q0 F) \Funny .....but TRUE
Believe it or not.
% ^  @* |1 W9 ~Woman has Man in it;
  G' G1 Y: G, r. B0 GMrs. has Mr . in it;
Female has Male in it;
3 s) ]* c& Q3 R9 s" g( `* wShe has He in it;
* w6 Q" w. X$ G. m3 ^% eMadam has Adam in it;
No wonder men always want to be inside women!

  h4 D+ Z0 G* k) l% ], p' l; a" IMen were born between the legs of a woman,

yet men spend all their life and time trying
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to go back between the legs of a woman...., Why?
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BECAUSE THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE HOME
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Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now...
I never looked at it this way before:
2 G* S6 ^1 g- ^7 U/ o8 AMENtal illness
1 B* x& b" ~6 t4 OMENstrual cramps
( I% U; V8 i4 \MENtal breakdown
/ h  g, L1 o/ MMENopause
7 Z% ^- ]# [6 ^! qGUY necologist
5 w7 z. {0 ?& |' V8 TAND ..
; w+ {6 F( T2 O* dWhen we have REAL trouble, it ' s a
  T0 R, M- W1 c! ^. t9 w+ mHISterectomy.
Ever notice how all of women ' s problems start with MEN?
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Actually, the phenomena that women's problems start with MEN only happened in English.
: P( u" ~; L1 }$ k, ]2 iIn Chinese, men's problems always start with GIRL (女).
" s& f0 c3 Y. D4 pFor example:
/ K- s+ u4 Y$ q% I$ @; {A slaved man is called as a "奴才"
" G% F7 Z/ W$ s; o6 m. vA man with cunning behavior is called "奸詐"
( R5 j3 }: o. q. e/ m' n0 HA man with mental problem is called "妄想"
A man envies other person is called "嫉妒"
A man hinder others' business is called "妨礙"
A man with ugly appearance and weird act and will be treated as a "妖怪"
( v1 p) q3 W2 X; c! z0 _# CA man with erect problem is called as a "痿人"
' L: d6 C. }/ |A man having sex with other's wife is a "姦夫"
A greedy man who always wants more is called "婪索無度"
! G/ M- M, o8 _) N8 @9 ONeed more proof? No problem!
9 b7 Y6 I7 i5 R3 eA suspect is a "嫌犯", a detestful man makes you "嫌惡", and if you hate someone, there is some "嫌隙" between you two...
And can you find a common negative term start with the Chinese word of man "男" or "子"?
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6 b3 A! Y/ ~& B9 b* vSo, thanks for sharing your thought.
" j& ~) }' y0 o  \& {! O% A( ^But please don't put the blame on men if you have women's problem, especially when you do read Chinese!

' l7 |* {$ y( X! Z; K1 B[ 本帖最後由 向陽谷居士 於 2008-5-22 09:13 AM 編輯 ]