Why Woman and Man

IT'S FUNNY!
               

0 W" u/ K0 g% G0 U& {Funny .....but TRUE
Believe it or not.
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9 k6 e4 I; C6 e4 CMrs. has Mr . in it;
Female has Male in it;
# M9 v# q0 G7 @She has He in it;
Madam has Adam in it;
No wonder men always want to be inside women!
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Men were born between the legs of a woman,
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yet men spend all their life and time trying

to go back between the legs of a woman...., Why?
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BECAUSE THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE HOME

- @% i/ B0 ?' I( gOkay, Okay, it all makes sense now...
7 V, g6 P% h5 O9 ]* FI never looked at it this way before:
MENtal illness
$ C/ n* I# ~( `3 _MENstrual cramps
MENtal breakdown
* K! r- V3 l! F5 R; U, G  QMENopause
! j% H# ?7 m- I. g3 y0 S  Z$ @GUY necologist
AND ..
8 C# _! h+ z, w. v, H1 X4 CWhen we have REAL trouble, it ' s a
HISterectomy.
Ever notice how all of women ' s problems start with MEN?

Actually, the phenomena that women's problems start with MEN only happened in English.
In Chinese, men's problems always start with GIRL (女).
. \* P* X4 o# R- HFor example:
7 C2 ?" D9 w$ h2 g' I+ }! P3 ZA slaved man is called as a "奴才"
# C; |  o. ?8 `1 c9 Q  B; x2 \A man with cunning behavior is called "奸詐"
; Q" H8 j1 r8 a* ~& u' zA man with mental problem is called "妄想"
A man envies other person is called "嫉妒"
- h2 M9 X- S/ z2 P9 J- ]- ~A man hinder others' business is called "妨礙"
A man with ugly appearance and weird act and will be treated as a "妖怪"
A man with erect problem is called as a "痿人"
  U; X  M2 T7 Q: S% JA man having sex with other's wife is a "姦夫"
; u( x, F+ @& R& L# WA greedy man who always wants more is called "婪索無度"
Need more proof? No problem!
A suspect is a "嫌犯", a detestful man makes you "嫌惡", and if you hate someone, there is some "嫌隙" between you two...
, @6 l8 j. D- l/ SAnd can you find a common negative term start with the Chinese word of man "男" or "子"?
: o! F1 @: L$ z" J! `+ l% xSorry, I had tried but failed!

So, thanks for sharing your thought.
, W) x( m1 L7 i" bBut please don't put the blame on men if you have women's problem, especially when you do read Chinese!
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9 [: {! }/ G8 }. i  r4 V* F[ 本帖最後由 向陽谷居士 於 2008-5-22 09:13 AM 編輯 ]