Why Woman and Man

IT'S FUNNY!
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Funny .....but TRUE
Believe it or not.
Woman has Man in it;
# U' [! q+ P+ R8 q! H/ \Mrs. has Mr . in it;
3 U/ d5 F  H$ m" f; i0 c" \Female has Male in it;
She has He in it;
Madam has Adam in it;
! d9 W6 L& M" O5 p, |" Q/ @- nNo wonder men always want to be inside women!

0 G2 ~9 ]4 G4 K% ?( q3 L' I0 wMen were born between the legs of a woman,
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( ~" [; ?5 e7 H. q! Z  Eyet men spend all their life and time trying

  Y6 c, E  S9 ~) i; cto go back between the legs of a woman...., Why?

- g; h1 ?8 a" Z" V8 x2 ZBECAUSE THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE HOME

Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now...
I never looked at it this way before:
. h3 M2 J/ e5 VMENtal illness
: k4 O+ d* k& q2 g, O+ \MENstrual cramps
MENtal breakdown
MENopause
: D# J" d- a7 z2 F- D2 DGUY necologist
; F5 K( |* ?# y' w1 g; XAND ..
When we have REAL trouble, it ' s a
9 ~- V( c$ j! ^. T% M+ m( vHISterectomy.
Ever notice how all of women ' s problems start with MEN?
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Actually, the phenomena that women's problems start with MEN only happened in English.
. b: u9 O* B$ s! v2 ~. |# {- }: Z' o1 MIn Chinese, men's problems always start with GIRL (女).
. s' B& }0 h4 E! f  e' AFor example:
: E" I6 n" v, u% |: q' P. FA slaved man is called as a "奴才"
8 P' Q2 M/ K! i& \A man with cunning behavior is called "奸詐"
: P! @( j( a' |2 M) T8 e: |( U& ?, uA man with mental problem is called "妄想"
7 U3 t! n. `' l% x3 y; @, P) vA man envies other person is called "嫉妒"
A man hinder others' business is called "妨礙"
A man with ugly appearance and weird act and will be treated as a "妖怪"
A man with erect problem is called as a "痿人"
A man having sex with other's wife is a "姦夫"
A greedy man who always wants more is called "婪索無度"
Need more proof? No problem!
A suspect is a "嫌犯", a detestful man makes you "嫌惡", and if you hate someone, there is some "嫌隙" between you two...
And can you find a common negative term start with the Chinese word of man "男" or "子"?
Sorry, I had tried but failed!

: E: [7 D  T* f7 ISo, thanks for sharing your thought.
" f+ z9 `2 O* R1 Y3 C5 TBut please don't put the blame on men if you have women's problem, especially when you do read Chinese!
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" H0 N2 P+ x2 y5 j8 i6 M& S) R( |[ 本帖最後由 向陽谷居士 於 2008-5-22 09:13 AM 編輯 ]