Why Woman and Man

IT'S FUNNY!
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, P1 J( x2 [6 c7 s4 gFunny .....but TRUE
Believe it or not.
  m' P# g+ r3 g; [Woman has Man in it;
/ P. G$ ~& k. p. C5 q$ @Mrs. has Mr . in it;
' t. x$ T( M9 [7 }( b2 WFemale has Male in it;
# U8 U9 Z- C8 T* g6 m4 V7 aShe has He in it;
Madam has Adam in it;
; b/ R9 l2 @$ x5 c7 ?1 Z: CNo wonder men always want to be inside women!

Men were born between the legs of a woman,

yet men spend all their life and time trying

0 g* R3 k8 }) m* i* Xto go back between the legs of a woman...., Why?
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BECAUSE THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE HOME
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Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now...
2 ?, Q& S- x& x2 t- Y! vI never looked at it this way before:
- q  p6 U" A3 KMENtal illness
8 d# }# x& y% J: x; FMENstrual cramps
* t' Q) a: _0 qMENtal breakdown
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GUY necologist
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* @# M7 o6 }6 {" O2 e4 RWhen we have REAL trouble, it ' s a
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Ever notice how all of women ' s problems start with MEN?

Actually, the phenomena that women's problems start with MEN only happened in English.
2 T4 ~1 n/ }$ }In Chinese, men's problems always start with GIRL (女).
For example:
A slaved man is called as a "奴才"
A man with cunning behavior is called "奸詐"
A man with mental problem is called "妄想"
A man envies other person is called "嫉妒"
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A man with ugly appearance and weird act and will be treated as a "妖怪"
A man with erect problem is called as a "痿人"
: R: h6 i- G4 CA man having sex with other's wife is a "姦夫"
9 Q  a+ H3 ^* pA greedy man who always wants more is called "婪索無度"
/ L4 R7 ]* u  J& k7 a8 y; ZNeed more proof? No problem!
A suspect is a "嫌犯", a detestful man makes you "嫌惡", and if you hate someone, there is some "嫌隙" between you two...
And can you find a common negative term start with the Chinese word of man "男" or "子"?
6 \7 u* X' k* P# E" h# BSorry, I had tried but failed!
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So, thanks for sharing your thought.
7 @! }. ^) D8 z2 O* R. x0 DBut please don't put the blame on men if you have women's problem, especially when you do read Chinese!
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4 O$ n4 y" J- l, C[ 本帖最後由 向陽谷居士 於 2008-5-22 09:13 AM 編輯 ]