Why Woman and Man

IT'S FUNNY!
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Funny .....but TRUE
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Woman has Man in it;
, M& S8 e. }' D" JMrs. has Mr . in it;
) E* G: b- k2 G2 MFemale has Male in it;
She has He in it;
7 |. z# }# p3 _" h. uMadam has Adam in it;
  F1 X# Z) F- W( VNo wonder men always want to be inside women!
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Men were born between the legs of a woman,
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yet men spend all their life and time trying
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to go back between the legs of a woman...., Why?

6 x2 G6 H0 d- z# oBECAUSE THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE HOME

, O- t  j) c- V% eOkay, Okay, it all makes sense now...
I never looked at it this way before:
% t, f9 s+ \" oMENtal illness
* q2 J0 M3 F, v+ a% fMENstrual cramps
  R( o' [" M6 a/ o. R/ p( @MENtal breakdown
MENopause
GUY necologist
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$ L7 S' U" C& Z4 g4 d( P& mWhen we have REAL trouble, it ' s a
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" s+ I" _! i. o2 c% c9 oEver notice how all of women ' s problems start with MEN?

Actually, the phenomena that women's problems start with MEN only happened in English.
" U: H1 u, A. PIn Chinese, men's problems always start with GIRL (女).
4 ?/ ]! {! \- W+ WFor example:
A slaved man is called as a "奴才"
- y& m, r! S! E) B, b7 ?& C) ~A man with cunning behavior is called "奸詐"
A man with mental problem is called "妄想"
9 }/ J& o* d: C  w% }3 yA man envies other person is called "嫉妒"
/ E! f; v% F/ G. n! _A man hinder others' business is called "妨礙"
A man with ugly appearance and weird act and will be treated as a "妖怪"
; ~: K5 t4 ~# h" f6 kA man with erect problem is called as a "痿人"
A man having sex with other's wife is a "姦夫"
A greedy man who always wants more is called "婪索無度"
/ s" n' d4 l' r7 R# INeed more proof? No problem!
A suspect is a "嫌犯", a detestful man makes you "嫌惡", and if you hate someone, there is some "嫌隙" between you two...
! @( G0 p. n6 \* PAnd can you find a common negative term start with the Chinese word of man "男" or "子"?
Sorry, I had tried but failed!
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So, thanks for sharing your thought.
But please don't put the blame on men if you have women's problem, especially when you do read Chinese!
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2 m) \, [. C, j/ T[ 本帖最後由 向陽谷居士 於 2008-5-22 09:13 AM 編輯 ]