Why Woman and Man

IT'S FUNNY!
               
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Funny .....but TRUE
Believe it or not.
8 G- g4 m) g! o- zWoman has Man in it;
; t* T+ q# M5 Y2 s# JMrs. has Mr . in it;
Female has Male in it;
She has He in it;
; s$ D) K$ s' l8 B3 IMadam has Adam in it;
( I$ o( b/ M  U8 B! p5 v& PNo wonder men always want to be inside women!
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Men were born between the legs of a woman,
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yet men spend all their life and time trying

5 x2 `. a7 ~! ^  F5 zto go back between the legs of a woman...., Why?
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BECAUSE THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE HOME

Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now...
* }, H3 r) I/ d" P/ WI never looked at it this way before:
MENtal illness
. a8 `# @9 q5 \0 AMENstrual cramps
MENtal breakdown
MENopause
GUY necologist
AND ..
3 ?7 N' d% q& P8 y, M, o" IWhen we have REAL trouble, it ' s a
HISterectomy.
# i# f7 Y, t7 p6 T: f' D* |) aEver notice how all of women ' s problems start with MEN?
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Actually, the phenomena that women's problems start with MEN only happened in English.
# s$ l% c7 R, ^' T1 ^4 yIn Chinese, men's problems always start with GIRL (女).
For example:
. T" B' `8 W" r: M; x# sA slaved man is called as a "奴才"
A man with cunning behavior is called "奸詐"
1 K* ?7 p) F4 ?  ~$ rA man with mental problem is called "妄想"
4 y4 N3 D+ _& y5 w2 ~A man envies other person is called "嫉妒"
8 ^9 C& N$ O1 S3 A4 h9 P" R" zA man hinder others' business is called "妨礙"
A man with ugly appearance and weird act and will be treated as a "妖怪"
A man with erect problem is called as a "痿人"
A man having sex with other's wife is a "姦夫"
( l- q+ l9 ]) [A greedy man who always wants more is called "婪索無度"
; r+ S/ @8 v( z+ u- z- JNeed more proof? No problem!
7 D, U/ m- ]; A# H& v9 Y- BA suspect is a "嫌犯", a detestful man makes you "嫌惡", and if you hate someone, there is some "嫌隙" between you two...
( W  K( s0 B7 pAnd can you find a common negative term start with the Chinese word of man "男" or "子"?
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* ?# K) [& i+ H7 l# ^5 zSo, thanks for sharing your thought.
3 ?- F/ b) I$ ^% z( KBut please don't put the blame on men if you have women's problem, especially when you do read Chinese!
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