Why Woman and Man

IT'S FUNNY!
               
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Funny .....but TRUE
4 k8 b1 x1 L8 k: F% Y+ F. O$ TBelieve it or not.
Woman has Man in it;
# Q. k! o( ?& L  Y( t( rMrs. has Mr . in it;
& ?8 h& @+ Z7 L& xFemale has Male in it;
She has He in it;
% Y; y" a5 B) `8 x" zMadam has Adam in it;
No wonder men always want to be inside women!

9 X% S# G: _6 cMen were born between the legs of a woman,

yet men spend all their life and time trying

; `3 ?( N. c3 g/ f  [9 q% Ato go back between the legs of a woman...., Why?

BECAUSE THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE HOME

3 c0 o+ W/ ?, `1 n* @0 ]8 r0 `Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now...
) W2 i1 d6 A8 f' j8 F" a0 II never looked at it this way before:
# o! }3 _0 {) t+ `5 DMENtal illness
MENstrual cramps
MENtal breakdown
MENopause
& Z0 @. b, c  a+ n+ T/ LGUY necologist
AND ..
When we have REAL trouble, it ' s a
HISterectomy.
, Q8 w: q3 w  P: h- R3 a- e5 tEver notice how all of women ' s problems start with MEN?
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Actually, the phenomena that women's problems start with MEN only happened in English.
In Chinese, men's problems always start with GIRL (女).
. F0 u- e* o1 i" LFor example:
A slaved man is called as a "奴才"
A man with cunning behavior is called "奸詐"
* ]2 ~, m( D- y& s' v) LA man with mental problem is called "妄想"
: @4 q. u# k  N  b: O2 }A man envies other person is called "嫉妒"
A man hinder others' business is called "妨礙"
9 g0 d! }5 y2 U" U3 DA man with ugly appearance and weird act and will be treated as a "妖怪"
. ?1 c8 m1 D! U1 b" j: q+ P; J1 q# UA man with erect problem is called as a "痿人"
A man having sex with other's wife is a "姦夫"
A greedy man who always wants more is called "婪索無度"
6 x* s( P4 m( qNeed more proof? No problem!
A suspect is a "嫌犯", a detestful man makes you "嫌惡", and if you hate someone, there is some "嫌隙" between you two...
# _; k# b' ?4 s* P! LAnd can you find a common negative term start with the Chinese word of man "男" or "子"?
; A2 X$ T3 [" qSorry, I had tried but failed!
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* X  A9 `7 P* e" ~So, thanks for sharing your thought.
But please don't put the blame on men if you have women's problem, especially when you do read Chinese!

7 S; D! z* ~/ O& ~; Z$ e[ 本帖最後由 向陽谷居士 於 2008-5-22 09:13 AM 編輯 ]