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danny803 發表於 2009-8-31 11:53:04 | 顯示全部樓層 |閱讀模式
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A man wanted to celebrate his wife's Birthday by throwing a party.
So he ordered a birthday cake. The salesman asked him what message he wanted put on the cake.
He thought for a moment and said, put "Getting older but you are
getting better".   The salesman asked "How do you want me to put it?"    The man said 'Well...put "You are getting older" at
the top and "But you are getting better" at the bottom.'  When the cake was unveiled at the party all the guests were aghast at the message on
the cake. It reads "You are getting older at the top, but you are getting better at the bottom".
Moral of the Story:
1. Double proof read everything before you send.
2. Don't trust others to write it right for you.
3. Don't order cakes by telephone..
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