Why Woman and Man

IT'S FUNNY!
               
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" k" r9 d! e) P' h  sFunny .....but TRUE
" m& s; @9 k! T0 o4 sBelieve it or not.
- R8 P4 c% t# Q, g" RWoman has Man in it;
Mrs. has Mr . in it;
Female has Male in it;
She has He in it;
: w2 a# g8 `$ S0 r; X1 uMadam has Adam in it;
  [2 J! w  K# ?8 MNo wonder men always want to be inside women!

2 ?: b% X$ j. O4 Z3 \Men were born between the legs of a woman,

yet men spend all their life and time trying
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8 Z5 M0 C, B0 O, uto go back between the legs of a woman...., Why?
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: x% f: A8 [1 f2 ~$ ^BECAUSE THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE HOME

) d. ~4 |  H, xOkay, Okay, it all makes sense now...
I never looked at it this way before:
MENtal illness
MENstrual cramps
& p" p' z; _# CMENtal breakdown
6 i, u1 r, T. D# [! v, ~# `$ YMENopause
GUY necologist
/ y: @: U/ l9 r. E, _6 \- G9 LAND ..
When we have REAL trouble, it ' s a
HISterectomy.
# w7 r. J' {5 |! z" g8 BEver notice how all of women ' s problems start with MEN?

Actually, the phenomena that women's problems start with MEN only happened in English.
In Chinese, men's problems always start with GIRL (女).
For example:
, e& a( o( h+ S( w) h% GA slaved man is called as a "奴才"
A man with cunning behavior is called "奸詐"
3 E, [* T8 d# D' o1 `A man with mental problem is called "妄想"
A man envies other person is called "嫉妒"
A man hinder others' business is called "妨礙"
A man with ugly appearance and weird act and will be treated as a "妖怪"
. s  Q. F$ C! R- L9 B& QA man with erect problem is called as a "痿人"
7 A% U1 ]+ N2 X0 S, {A man having sex with other's wife is a "姦夫"
8 |% E/ Q+ n' Q( d" F" q8 E, JA greedy man who always wants more is called "婪索無度"
  L, [9 c6 C; n" [/ H9 q$ [' dNeed more proof? No problem!
8 T' V0 o9 B4 J$ L0 AA suspect is a "嫌犯", a detestful man makes you "嫌惡", and if you hate someone, there is some "嫌隙" between you two...
And can you find a common negative term start with the Chinese word of man "男" or "子"?
0 J8 o# d& ~" u4 c" l6 }Sorry, I had tried but failed!

So, thanks for sharing your thought.
But please don't put the blame on men if you have women's problem, especially when you do read Chinese!

: K/ Z4 ~  a% m1 k' }[ 本帖最後由 向陽谷居士 於 2008-5-22 09:13 AM 編輯 ]